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Le miravolanti imprese di Chuck Norris

• Chuck Norris has sex with a man, not because he is gay, but because he had run out of women.
  
• Chuck Norris does not read books. Li fixed until it gets the information he needs.
  
• If you ask Chuck Norris at the time he will answer "Just two seconds."
  
• After asking "Just two seconds what?" Hits you with a flying kick to turn
  
• Chuck Norris uses stimulating condoms inside out, so he can experience pleasure.
  
• Since 1940, year of birth of Chuck Norris, deaths caused by flying kicks in turn increased by 13,000%.
  
• There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. There
  
• chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
  
• once believed that Chuck Norris had lost a fight with a pirate, but it's a fake created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.
  
• Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the shot is the transformation of a football game between the schools. As the balloon was punctured, he persuaded the referees to let him take the kick with a baby of 3 months. Chuck has sent 60 feet beyond the limits of the field, and then proceeded to shag every girl in the stadium.
  
• When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey on Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Do not worry honey," and headed in the backyard. After five minutes he returned with a live turkey, having been totally swallowed up, and when he retired a few seconds later he was out entirely cooked cranberry sauce. When asked for an explanation from his wife, Chuck has struck in the face with a flying kick and said: "Never argue with Chuck Norris."
  
• Those that run at the end of an episode of Walker Texas Ranger is not the end credits, but in fact is the list of people who have received a flying kick in the face by Chuck Norris that day.
  
• Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. The problem is that he has never cried.